Inventive Solutions

I forgot to mention earlier how I have resolved to deal with telemarketers. It's actually pretty funny.

First, when they call and ask me for, I tell them to hold on while I get "her" and make them wait a little bit. Then I pull up "Here to Stay" by Korn, turn the sound up real loud, hold the phone up to the speaker and hit play. They get treated to very loud, obnoxious Korn, lmao. It's therapeutic for me as well since it's a nice, loud, angry song and nothing pisses me off faster than telemarketers and stupid drivers.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

If your're a telemarketer, consider yourself warned.