I just had to say, I hate kids. Sounds awful, I know, but they're big pains in the butt. As I type and I'm looking out my front window, I have one kid going through my mailbox, another making a mess in the front yard, 2 more making a mess in the neighbor's yard across the street, and one last one being a royal snot to everyone else.
Also, I got this from a friend's blog and wanted to share it cuz it's funny.
"Loyalty" is a man thing....
Friendship Between Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it.
Friendship Between Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over and two claimed that he was still there. This only proves that men can't be trusted!